Costa Rica Mission Song?

 

From Chepas to la Ceiba, from Managua to David

There were german shepards, T.J.'s, a pile of souls in need,

The Panamanian's dark and quiet, a people to behold

The Ticas fair and delightsome from the young unto the old

 

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We're the CA Royal Army, in our white shirts and our ties

Ask us about the Gospel, and you'll find we tell no lies

 

The Nikas hate volcanoes for they've been a little shaken

The Honduraneans amagable, if I'm not mistaken

We sleep in flea infested beds, we shower in cold water

We eat mondongo, platanos and things we shouldn't ought'a

 

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We fight off germs and typhoid, and young geepers by the hordes,

Our weapons are our testimonies, faith and flannel boards

Yes, we've given up comforts, we've made the sacrifice,

Left our steak and sirloin tips, to eat some beans and rice

 

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Our fellow soldiers come and go with both hands full of tracts,

They always look real pious and it keeps the D.L. of their backs,

Our senior comps are swell guys, though they sometimes like to cruise,

Like see a flick on Tues. night or take a midday snooze

 

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